Oct. 19th, 2007 @ 10:21PM
Apache Chief: Need help, ma'am?

Ms. Appelbaum: Why, yes, I can't seem to get that last box of Metamucil off the shelf. It's too high.

Apache Chief: Then I shall help you. Inyuk chuk!

[sound of cartoon character becoming gigantic]

Apache Chief: Here you go, ma'am.

Ms. Appelbaum: Er, no thanks, I don't need it now . . . .